Dec
1
HAHAHAHA.
So all day (well not ALL day, but you know what I mean) I sit and watch these fucking AWFUL shows on Nick Jr and Noggin with the kids and think up alternate ending where Ms. Spider has a torrid love affair with Spideris and Sunny Patch is all in a whirl, and Max falls and breaks his neck, leaving Ruby with no one to be a bitch to, and Dora gets blown away by a bazooka and boots gets eaten.
I think this is the closest I am ever going to get.
Marvelous.
